AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659

AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
-CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY-

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to another seat. This time the Smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge
asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
for himself.

The man replied, Well your Honour, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that
said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and
I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign hat said, "Good Year Rubber could have
prevented this Accident"...I just lost it."

CASE DISMISSED!!"