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Thursday, April 06, 2006

England powderful

> This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...
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> 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
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> Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
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> 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore. From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
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> "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
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> 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
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> "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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> 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
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> "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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> 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
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> "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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> 6. An incident of a leave letter
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> "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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> 7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
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> "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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> 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
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> "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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> 9. Covering note:
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> "I am enclosed herewith..."
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> 10. Another one:
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> "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
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> 11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
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> "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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> 12. Letter writing: -
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> "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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> 13. A candidate's job application:
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> "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.


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